not ricksters asia tour 2007

KKK's number one classic hit has been salvaged off the f'kd memory card for a final sing-a-long - Bless!

2007-04-07T09:31:00.000-07:00

Mission Terminated

2007-04-03T04:40:00.000-07:00

Tests have now been completed on the turd camera and it will be spared afterall! Sorry, but you will not be able to witness it's destruction at this time! As for summing up the Not Ricksters Asia Trip, my final comment is as follows:

Passion! Progress via the irrational!
Zyklon sniffing/Meat processing!
Sacred has had its ass whipped by Profane!
My mission was to make contact with Sacred and re-negotiate a viable deal.
De-mystification is our duty!
Action, thought, production!
Have contacted Sacred!
A new deal has been struck!
Eagerly awaiting further instruction from Lyceum_Unit.777 (aka KKK)

Agent M over & out

Doom (revised) Moms friendly - Less Mr Angry

2007-04-02T08:46:00.000-07:00

Well, I've lost a whole weeks worth of pictures and videos! Wayhey! Gutted! There were some real treats in there I swear!!! KKK rapping with such classics as Shanghai Cowboy - Rhinestone Ricksters plus many other gems, but all is lost! This little piece of shit camera has had the last laugh! KKK had thought to end this blog with the utter destruction of this turd camera by smashing the living crap out of it with a giant boulder, but unfortunately, it may actual be that it is the memory card, and not the actual camera itself, that is the problem, and therefore, disappointingly, we will need to wait a few more days to get back to Canada before we can determine it's fate. Stay tuned! It may have a little life left in it, or it could be the gallows!

Agent M reporting

Dancing in - The revolution will be uploaded...

2007-03-30T20:14:00.000-07:00

Wave to your comrades!

2007-03-30T20:13:00.000-07:00

Freedom? Let me explain.....

2007-03-30T20:03:00.000-07:00

Oooooo...so soave cowboy

2007-03-30T20:02:00.000-07:00

The Bund Kitsch

2007-03-30T20:00:00.000-07:00

Hmmmm? Is this really necessary?

2007-03-30T19:57:00.000-07:00

Taught him every trick in the book....

2007-03-30T19:56:00.000-07:00

Who's your Pighadi Daddy now?

2007-03-30T19:54:00.000-07:00

No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

2007-03-30T19:49:00.000-07:00

Shanghai

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Whore of the Orient, Paris of the East; city of quick riches, ill-gotten gains and fortunes lost on the tumble of dice; the domain of adventurers, swindlers, gamblers, drug runners, tycoons, missionaries, gangsters and backstreet pimps; the city that plots revolution and dances as the revolution shoots it's way into town.

No matter how messy things got, she was always there...

2007-03-28T06:54:00.000-07:00

There are many mops to be found in the city of Beijing, but it's only once is awhile that a special mop comes your way and you find your true love! Why? Because she was bubbly, cute & sturdy, and had spirit, and most all, was there when it mattered, she was randy in bed and mopped up afterwards!

Yes, it's forbidden! Kinky I know!

2007-03-28T06:36:00.000-07:00

The Forbidden City! I forbid you to see it because I can...

2007-03-28T06:31:00.000-07:00

Where is the toilet?

2007-03-28T06:29:00.000-07:00

A Blogger Blogs that's what he is.....

2007-03-28T06:26:00.000-07:00

And Lassie? Bugger off the lasagna is mine!

Dragon Tiger Ox Deer

2007-03-28T06:23:00.000-07:00

Funny looking mythical beast I prefer to simply call 'Chainsaw'!

Seriously, we are talking GHOSTS here man!

2007-03-28T06:20:00.000-07:00

Cowboy redneck ghosts mind you!

Okay that's almost in focus - Piece of shit camera!

2007-03-28T06:18:00.000-07:00

Bend it like Beckham...

2007-03-28T06:14:00.000-07:00

Hutong! Go here! It's the best area in Beijing! Nuff said!

2007-03-28T06:11:00.000-07:00

OK, have no fears, she is a loving Mother & he controls the world! Maybe!

2007-03-28T06:08:00.000-07:00

No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker!

2007-03-28T06:01:00.000-07:00

I didn't know who was worse! The Chinaman backseat driver or the Westerner bathroom pervert

2007-03-28T05:55:00.000-07:00

Poltergeist Cowboy

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Learning my lines...

2007-03-28T05:46:00.000-07:00

800 year old tree - The oldest in Beijing

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Think about that!

Lassie bugger off!

2007-03-28T05:26:00.000-07:00

Why the long face Lassie? Well, it's because I wouldn't give her any of my Lasagna. Still, she wanted to be friends anyway, but she did vie for dominance over the sofa!

Toilet instructions

2007-03-28T05:24:00.000-07:00

All in all you're just another brick in the wall

2007-03-26T07:41:00.000-07:00

The Great Wall Failed Escape

2007-03-26T07:40:00.000-07:00

Free sex! Free Tibet! Democracy for all!

2007-03-25T06:10:00.000-07:00

Please don't arrest me!

Lone protest in Tiananmen Square

2007-03-25T06:08:00.000-07:00

Beijing mops society - Mops goes the weasle

2007-03-25T05:38:00.000-07:00

Tutankhamun

Squids in

Lone Ranger

Well, I spoke to Sally and she said he was a total bastard...blah de blah...

Free at last, good god almighty, lets go!

Have you ever wondered Shaggy, why are we here?

Stupid is stupid does!

The Grey Twins? Naaaah mate, The Grey Quadruplets! Geezah!

Italian Vespa poser

My other job is modelling for Mondrian

Blues Brothers

Whoppi

Mixed race relationships

Wet wet wet

Johnny Rotten

Seriously, I prefer if you go onto...

Dennis Hopper

Because I'm a Laydee

2007-03-25T05:35:00.000-07:00

One for all and all for one!

2007-03-25T05:32:00.000-07:00

Quack

2007-03-25T05:30:00.000-07:00

Ladies & Gentlemen live from Beijing it's The Door

2007-03-25T05:27:00.000-07:00

Reverse psychology

2007-03-25T05:24:00.000-07:00

Would you trust him?

2007-03-25T05:23:00.000-07:00

Peking Duck Cowboy comes home

2007-03-25T05:20:00.000-07:00

Even Beijingers get headaches

2007-03-25T05:19:00.000-07:00

Little demon guy messing about with Buddha's ear

2007-03-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

I did not have sexual relations with THAT woman! I wore one of these!

2007-03-25T05:13:00.000-07:00

No contact! No sex! According to Bill!

Bevis & Butthead

2007-03-25T05:12:00.000-07:00

Heh heh, yeah yeah!

I mean seriously, we're talkin' ghosts here...

2007-03-25T05:10:00.000-07:00

Now that's just silly

2007-03-25T05:08:00.000-07:00

Tiananmen Square 2007

2007-03-25T05:07:00.000-07:00

Yes, that's exactly what I said, Palookaville! One way!

2007-03-25T05:01:00.000-07:00

Alright then Manila! Yes, one way!

The end of the world is nigh?

2007-03-25T04:59:00.000-07:00

Mao Jr rebels

2007-03-25T04:56:00.000-07:00

Better Travel Than Dead

2007-03-24T19:30:00.000-07:00

Modern China?

Going here for Eggs Benny right now:

http://www.passbybar.com

Pickled Mao

2007-03-24T19:23:00.000-07:00

On the eve of 8 September 1976 the ruling Politburo had an important decision to make. Mao Zedong had passed away and something had to be done with his body. While pickling doesn't immediately come to mind, China's leaders looked to Russia and Vietnam where Lenin and Ho Chi Minh's bodies laid well preserved. Mao's personal doctor, Li Zhisui, was somewhat anxious with his task at hand. Unsure as to how well his first attempt at 'preservation in perpetuity' would go, he had a wax replica of Mao constructed as a backup.

Mao in all of his formaldehyde glory went on display in Tiananmen Square one year later. His mausoleum was built by workers and with supplies from each of the provinces, a symbolic show of the spread of Mao's supremacy throughout the country. Inside, Mao's glass-topped casket lies upon a black stone from Tai Shan as a reminder of an infamous Chinese quote from Sima Qian, 'One's life can be weightier the Mt Tai or lighter than a goose feather'. Each evening the casket is lowered into a refrigerator where it rests alongside the wax version, leaving many visitors to wonder which Mao they are actually viewing.

In February 2004, six Chinese scholars drafted a proposal asking the authorities to remove the corpse from display and bury it in Mao's hometown of Shaoshan in Hunan. They claimed that to worship the corpse of a ruler is a display of a 'slave-based society' and that a body returning to dust in the ground is part of Chinese tradition. Their main concern, however, seems to be the world gaze that will be falling upon Beijing with the 2008 Olympics. They want the ghoulish exhibition gone in order for the city to appear 'civilised' and 'worthy of hosting the games'. Others claim that the mausoleum ruins the feng shui of Tiananmen Square.

Mao himself wanted to be cremated. But whether the wishes of the Chairman himself will be honoured or whether he'll retain his symbolic place of picked reverence is in the hands of the Politburo gods.

The Fantastic two

2007-03-24T07:58:00.000-07:00

Stickman

Rockman

Mops the Hooples cont...

2007-03-24T07:47:00.000-07:00

Ziggy

Dweezil

Peaches

The Adoption

Sister Sledge

Bee Gees

Round round round round....

2007-03-24T07:44:00.000-07:00

Templehead

2007-03-24T07:33:00.000-07:00

Scratch?

Is this affection or destruction? A baby being tickled? Murdered?

Disco inferno

Good luck

Blood money?

Wishful thinking

Shrooms man!

2007-03-24T07:29:00.000-07:00

Vaaavoomvvvvvvvvvvoid!

Need I say more? Pighad rules supreme!

2007-03-24T07:26:00.000-07:00

Beep beep beep...

2007-03-24T07:23:00.000-07:00

She's a model and she's looking good!

2007-03-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah, can I get a one way ticket to Polookaville?

2007-03-24T07:19:00.000-07:00

Okay Manila then, sure!

Toilet Humour

2007-03-24T07:16:00.000-07:00

KKK now fluent in Chinese

2007-03-23T20:02:00.000-07:00

Everybody now with gusto! The Babajibear song!

2007-03-23T19:55:00.000-07:00

Ohhhhhhhhh....

Babajibear and I don't care

Ohh...

Babajibear and I don't care

(pause)

Babajibear and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaare!

Oh shove it up your bum!

Oh, shove it up your bum bum bum!

Ohhhh....shove it up your bum bum bum

Ohhhhhhhhh...

Babajibear and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaare

Ohhhh, shove it up your bum!

Beijing mops - The story begins...

2007-03-23T19:52:00.000-07:00

United we stand!

Once upon at time there was a little man with a condom on his head...

2007-03-23T19:51:00.000-07:00

Facing the hard times ahead

2007-03-23T19:50:00.000-07:00

Welcome signs

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Because I'm worth it!

2007-03-23T19:47:00.000-07:00

Moody Beijing

2007-03-23T19:45:00.000-07:00

The Peking Duck Cowboy rides again...

2007-03-23T19:42:00.000-07:00

Stroll amongst carnivalesque debris on Xi'an city wall

2007-03-23T19:12:00.000-07:00

Towards South Gate

Towards East Gate

Fifi La Pooh

Man down

Wounded over here!

Sick puppies

And look at the results

Escape attempt

Heads will roll

I'm a lonely little fella

Have a heart

Void

Skeleton crew

Party at my house

Not talking heads

Looks terminal

Surveyor of the carnage

Red Cross

Doctor Chan Fu Youtube

Mixed blessings

Workers and comrades clean up

Chaos sneaks a peek

Graveyard to fun

Why do birds suddenly appear? And worms too!

2007-03-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever.......was

2007-03-22T08:57:00.000-07:00

Come fly away....

2007-03-22T08:53:00.000-07:00

Pighad? Come on & ave a go if you think you're ard enuff!

2007-03-22T08:47:00.000-07:00

Big Goose KFC Pagoda

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Sweet sounds going down on the night shift...

2007-03-22T08:19:00.000-07:00

Tools of the trade

2007-03-22T08:14:00.000-07:00

There you are you little sneaky!

2007-03-22T08:06:00.000-07:00

Signed by the Werewolf

2007-03-22T08:04:00.000-07:00

Lest you forget? Pighad is very much alive!

2007-03-22T07:53:00.000-07:00

KKK drumming to the beat of Pighad!
Look closely

Rabbit's best friend as they say...

2007-03-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

Great Googly Moogly

2007-03-22T07:47:00.000-07:00

But you can call him Frank!

This guy is good!

2007-03-22T07:42:00.000-07:00

Only one Terracotta Warrior survived not being smashed to bits by the bad guys. Here he is today in our hostal trying his luck with the backpackers.

And the beat goes on.........

2007-03-22T07:36:00.000-07:00

KKK gets down with the Xi'an locals

2007-03-21T20:29:00.001-07:00

Spoilt for choice here...

2007-03-21T20:20:00.000-07:00

Xi'an by day

2007-03-21T20:16:00.000-07:00

Shot again with camera

2007-03-21T20:12:00.000-07:00

Why don't you go fly one?

2007-03-21T20:08:00.000-07:00

No, this ain't no warrior!

2007-03-21T20:04:00.000-07:00

Behind every Terracotta Warrior is the love of his Mom

2007-03-21T19:24:00.000-07:00

General KKK examines the troops & takes on the guards

2007-03-21T19:21:00.000-07:00

Warriors come out to plaaaaaaayeeeeeeeyaaaay!

2007-03-21T09:11:00.000-07:00

I'll take em all on!

Demons? Or more wannabees?

2007-03-21T09:09:00.000-07:00

At the tomb of the dude who built the wall

2007-03-21T09:04:00.000-07:00

Yeah, that wall!