The Great Wall Failed Escape

Free sex! Free Tibet! Democracy for all!

Please don't arrest me!

Lone protest in Tiananmen Square

Beijing mops society - Mops goes the weasle

Tutankhamun

Squids in

Lone Ranger

Well, I spoke to Sally and she said he was a total bastard...blah de blah...

Free at last, good god almighty, lets go!

Have you ever wondered Shaggy, why are we here?

Stupid is stupid does!

The Grey Twins? Naaaah mate, The Grey Quadruplets! Geezah!

Italian Vespa poser

My other job is modelling for Mondrian

Blues Brothers

Whoppi

Mixed race relationships

Wet wet wet

Johnny Rotten

Seriously, I prefer if you go onto...

Dennis Hopper

Because I'm a Laydee

One for all and all for one!

Quack

Ladies & Gentlemen live from Beijing it's The Door

Reverse psychology

Would you trust him?

Peking Duck Cowboy comes home

Even Beijingers get headaches

Little demon guy messing about with Buddha's ear

I did not have sexual relations with THAT woman! I wore one of these!

No contact! No sex! According to Bill!

Bevis & Butthead

Heh heh, yeah yeah!

I mean seriously, we're talkin' ghosts here...

Now that's just silly

Tiananmen Square 2007

Yes, that's exactly what I said, Palookaville! One way!

Alright then Manila! Yes, one way!

The end of the world is nigh?