Not Shiva! Not God! Not even a demon!

Not Ganesh! Not Hanuman! Not even a demigod! In fact, not to be worshipped at all! There is a story of a demon king who did penance in order to be granted a boon by the Gods! He stood on his head for a billion years in a pit of fire or something like that and then he asked Vishnu for the power not to be killed by either man or beast! His wish was obviously granted, as the Gods do keep their word, but this caused them a lot of headache as the demon king then went on the rampage killing everything and everyone in the cosmic universe! An emergency meeting was called to sort out the problem and someone came up with the great idea that Vishnu could become half man half beast and then be able to destroy this bastard trouble maker! Thus was done! BTW, this is just a bloke in a T-shirt! Mimicry in nature! Merely an attempt to become the Gods or Demons that he sees around him! The likes of a stick insect becoming stick! Pretending stick! A false God! Pseudo icon! A total dork more or less!