Saturday, February 10, 2007

Bangkok Demon Conference Feb 2007

Demon of Tourism
Demon of sticky out tongues

Demon of naughty children
Straight off the plane from India and having brought my Indian demons with me, I was greeted by the Thai Demon contingency on arrival! The 3 Demon ministers were eager to show us around and get on with business! First on todays agenda was the new design for the India Lonely Planet book! Most the demons felt it was far too positive having Laxshmi on the cover and we quickly came up with a plan to put demon stickers on all the copies around the world using the demon underground network! It's an extremely ambitious plan but was voted upon with a unanimous decision and is now in total effect! Next up we will be dealing with all sorts of important issues starting with image and how to become more evil as a lot of demons are being far too friendly towards tourists and it's giving them a bad name! As their spokesrabbit (aka Dark Little Bunny) it is a honour to be working with these guys and I look forward to working together in making a better demon future! Blaaaaaaaah!

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