Hindu Gods all have their means of travel through the cosmos! Shiva has Nandi the bull, Ganesh a rat, Vishnu the bird, Garuda, Brahma a swan, Ganga a crocodile etc....but they still have their little problems it seems:
Ganesh: Dad? I was wondering if I could borrow Nandi tonight to go see a movie with my friends?
Shiva: If I told you once I've told you a thousand trillion times Ganesh, Nandi is not a child's vehicle. He's too big and hard to handle for a youngster and you could end up crashing him! There's nothing wrong with your rat! Take him!
Ganesh: But Dad, I am actually grown up now, and I really want to impress these guys . My reputation is on the line and well, no offence, but Ratso just doesn't make me look cool! An elephant riding on a rat is just all wrong!
Shiva: Sorry son but Nandi is too expensive to run and until you can afford your own bull, Ratso will have to do! Your Mother and I have to put our foot down on this and you know what it's like when your Mother puts her foot down, especially in her Kali form!
Ganesh: Yikes! Okay okay calm down!
Shiva: What movie are you going to see anyway my son?
Ganesh: Guru with Aishwarya Rai!
Shiva: Ooooooo..... she is so adorable isn't she!
Ganesh: Yummy yumyums she is sweeter than sweets!
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